ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

honeybeys:

Pumpkin carving game strong

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

deanisanactualprincess:

bewitched-dean:

deanisanactualprincess:

bewitched-dean:

deanisanactualprincess:

all my tumblr besties are talking one another and im just lke

I feel ya babe

come join me

…I’ll join you

good how about macaroni party?

savedchicken:

owldude:

watch it

WHAT

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."

William Shakespeare
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Single-handedly the greatest text post and gif pairing I have yet to see.

(via ladymacfarlane)

One of the first insults I ever used!

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punk-roque:

why do people get so offended over pumpkin flavored things like fine if u wanna live ur life plain and bitter like ur coffee go ahead

HW